sit back and grab a glass of wine
and listen to stories of a different time
full of broken bottles and big bonfires
we drank all night til we got tired

then we cracked another beer
because leaving early was for queers
and smoked a joint of real bad weed
that came in a big brick full of seeds

we were always the kids hangin out in the woods
drinkin and smokin every weekend up to no good
it was all good times
until the police arrived
it was standard deviation
and we survived

and then its back to the liquor store
to find someone who looks twenty four
and get some smokes and cheap whisky
to make tonight a real party

back to the woods to do some shots
then terrorize the parking lots
shopping cart wars sounds like fun tonight

we were always the kids hangin out in the woods
drinkin and smokin every weekend up to no good
it was all good times
until the police arrived
it was standard deviation
and we survived

then its time to get more grass
what about that kid from spanish class?
sketchy mall guy is his bro
in the starter jacket by unos

i see some lights is it rent a cops?
shit mall security dont stop
just act real cool like they arent there

we were always the kids hangin out in the woods
drinkin and smokin every weekend up to no good
it was all good times
until the police arrived
it was standard deviation
and we survived

now im so wasted
completely out of my head
whos got that bong
we made in science class?

Four or five more hits
some girl just flashed her tits
i guess high school was better
than i realized

we were always the kids hangin out in the woods
drinkin and smokin every weekend up to no good
it was all good times
until the police arrived
it was standard deviation
and we survived